This one goes TTTO 'Wild Rover'. If you don't know it, you should, but I'll have pity on you and play it to you sometime - it's great fun to sing. More verses welcome if you feel inspired.

The Song of the IRC Addict

I've been on IRC for much much too long
I'm addicted to splurge meow smut wibble and song
My friends are all handles, I spod 'most all day
And I shake and turn pale when I go a-f-k

And it's no, nay, never (I'll log in just once)
No, nay never no more
Will I talk on hash-keble
No, never, no more.
I'll list bang-commands till you're blue in the face
And on Grumpy's stats page I'm in all-time first place
I've mooted on Wibble, I love keble-hall
And the only fair term for my ramblings is 'MAUL!'
And it's no, nay, never (I want channel ops)
No, nay never no more
Will I talk on hash-keble
No, never, no more.
My sleep pattern's mangled, nocturnal's the word
And my tutor's advice 'Do some work!' goes unheard
I'm failing collections, I couldn't care less
It's IRC addiction got me in this mess.
And it's no, nay, never (ban me someone quick)
No, nay never no more
Will I talk on hash-keble
No, never, no more.

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